Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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