Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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