Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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