I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
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