Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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