Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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