Porn is love you can see.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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