Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Randomize
