I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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