I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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