Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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