Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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