We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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