Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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