But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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