with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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