the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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