Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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