Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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