Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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