How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
When did angry sex become our thing?
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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