I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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