Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Randomize
