ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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