Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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