Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Your cock deserves a montage
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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