Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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