Im at strip club and am horny
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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