Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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