Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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