Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
My pussy is not your playground.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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