he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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