their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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