I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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