he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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