My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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