The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I'm always down for nudity.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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