Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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