How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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