ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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