do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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