what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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