The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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