We should be called the Road Head Warriors
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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