He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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