So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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