so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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