i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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