ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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