how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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