what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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