I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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