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Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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