her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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