Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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