then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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